This is the first edition, we’re just starting to collect these sayings which haven’t been sorted in any order yet. Additional contributions are welcome… Thank you, Elaine, for the first draft, supplemented by bathroom photos, and thanks all over the holidays for additional sayings.
(not screened for political correctness, these sayings come from a member of The Greatest Generation)
* = enshrined in Pepere’s bathroom
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Take your time – but hurry up!
Excuse me – the rest will be up later You’re coughing much better * You s–t if you eat regular * How’s every little thing? * I’ll cure what ails you * Report from Fort A–hole Washing farts out of union suits (alternate: Ironing farts out of union suits) Shake it easy * Thank God you got it You finished? Wipe yourself Gotta see a man about a horse Think the rain will hurt the rhubarb? Who hit Nellie in the belly with a fish hook? Mon coeur en supire – mes culottes en deschire My heart cries for you And the Lord said to Moses all Jews shall have big noses It’s a great life if you don’t weaken Qu’est-ce que l’Eglise? L’Eglise est la societe … Qu’est-ce qu’un pete? Un pete est un ‘tit vent qui passe entre deux montagnes et fait un ‘tit bruit Un ‘tit rien tenu avec un grand queue rouge Shinnemaque Avenue, top 18th Street Never trust a fart
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You’ll have it – it won’t go bad
Joe T. Bobo (or Joe C. Bobo), Harry Kolodney, Joe DaPlunk Around the corner … * See you later alligator – with a porcu-porcupine Joe’s Pool room – your shot for the side pocket Don’t let the bed bugs bite Wanna bet? Stay up – I’ve got a bet on you S— sides in the rain Sit down a take a load off Checking for holes in my eyelids You won’t feel it on your wedding day You’re a gentleman and a scholar and a judge of fine whiskey (or wine?) You can call me anything but don’t call me late for supper Drive safely – you’ve got precious cargo S—, shave and shampoo TS Oh my aching back Sit on the place God gave you Give your jaw a rest Hokey and Pegleg Wet water and dry water The Claw Like Carter’s got pills Filet mignon with a trufignon(?)
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